All these years, I've suffered under the delusion that they were REAL! Damn Capt'n, I really hate that guy for lying to me for my entire life. What a jerk. I'm never buying any of his "flavored cereal shaped berry balls" ever again.
Acutally, although I've had a life-long love affair with Capt'n Crunch, I've always found the Crunchberry version to rate a 9.8 on the 1 - 10 scale of Total Nastiness. So I guess I'm not going to have to change my cereal eating patterns.
Next up: Grape Nuts. Neither Grape flavored, nor are they nuts.