Thursday, November 6, 2008

Here's A Democrat I Can Support

Bacon Defeats Fries in a landslide victory. Fries never had a chance. But really, are there any real differences in their platforms?

  • Both are fried in oil
  • Both are high in cholesterol
  • Both go great with a good hamburger
  • Sure, bacon is better with maple syrup, and I prefer my fries with ketchup. But really, is that such a big difference?
In reality, I would likely have gone Third Party and voted for Onion Rings, but I can accept this outcome. Let's just hope Bacon makes good policy decisions and doesn't give us a heart attack in two years.

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