Sometimes I run across a medical article containing research that is so obvious it seems silly to actually study the issue.
Things like "Researchers Find Drinking Anti-Freeze Harmful to Children."
"Hot Metal Rods Shouldn't Be Inserted Into Eyesockets, Scientists Find."
"Bug Bombs Can Also Harm Humans."
Wait wait wait... you mean inhaling chemicals which are designed to KILL BUGS could also hurt a person? What? That's C R A Z Y! Thankfully we have researchers ready and willing to get right on top of this previously silent hazard.
I suppose in light of the new evidence, I should stop lighting these things off in the living room just for fun.